Is Unrest the EU's New Normal?

In our extra-large conference room sit 1,000 elves in various stages of disarray with battered, colorful, conical hats, many of them refugees from the misery of St. Nick's disintegrating manufacturing processes. It is a "close" environment, to be sure but better than conditions where they have come from. The North Pole is melting after all (so the UN tells us) and it is very difficult to make toys for free these days. As capitalists, to be sure, we have taken advantage of this situation and have